Having lots of time on the road, I thought this up:
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave me to:
12 New companies 11 pairs of wool socks 10 cups of coffee 9 reams of paper 8 pair texting gloves 7 days of vacation 6 cameras charging 5 gas cards 4 new tires 3 Bic pens 2 new garmins 1 new SOFI Directory